How about some blind jokes?!
Question: A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I'm in the shower. Send him in."
The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother superior starts to tell him how much she appreciates him working at the convent for them. She goes on and on and 10 minutes later the man interrupts: "That's nice and all, ma'am, but you can put your clothes on now. Where do you want me to put these blinds?
Answers: A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I'm in the shower. Send him in."
The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother superior starts to tell him how much she appreciates him working at the convent for them. She goes on and on and 10 minutes later the man interrupts: "That's nice and all, ma'am, but you can put your clothes on now. Where do you want me to put these blinds?
Haha nice. Heard it already though.
nice one
niice
nice
omg that is hilarious
this is a blind joke i heard
theres this hotel with a firefighter, a police man, a blind man and a woman
the women decides to take a shower, after she goes in she hears a knock at the door, so she gets out puts on a robe and answers the door... its the firefighter and he says
"i just put out my first fire today" and the lady says
"thats great" closes the door, and gets in the shower
she hears another knock at the door so she gets out puts on her robe and answers it... its the police man and he says
"i just stopped my first speeding car today" and the lady says
"great", closes the door, and gets in the shower
then everybody in the hotel comes by the door except the blind man so when she hears the knock she doesnt bother to put on a robe
and when she opens the door the blind man says
"I CAN SEE AGAIN"
ok this is kinda gross...
but here goes..
There is a man whose wife is having a baby
He is waiting and waiting for hours and hours
finally the doctor comes out and says
Mr Jones you can come see your baby now,
so they walk up to the first baby and the baby has no arms
he says ..."is this my baby"
and the doctor says "nope, could be worse"
so they go to the next baby and the baby has no legs
He says to the doctor" is this my baby"
doctor says "nope, could be worse"
they walk to the next baby and the baby has no arms or legs
he says "is this my baby"
doctor says, "nope, could be worse"
they go to the next crib and there is just two eyes there
the man says "is this my baby"
doctor says "yes
man says, "I know, could be worse"
doctor says nope, "he's blind"
corny!
that's funny
tehe