3 truck drivers...?!


Question: 3 truck drivers died and met St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter said, "I’m going to ask you 2 questions, I want you to answer them honestly." He asks the first 2 drivers, "Have you ever cheated on your log books?" They reply, "No sir." St. Peter asks, "You ever cheated on your wives?" They reply, "No we sure haven't." St. Peter says, "You 2 go to door A." The 3rd driver walks up there and St. Peter asks, "Have you ever cheated on your log book?" The 3rd driver replied, "Hell yes I have, drove from New York to L.A. and never wrote down an hour either way." St. Peter asks, "You ever cheated on your wife?" The 3rd driver replies, "Oh hell yes, there’s this hooker in New Mexico that's the best sex in the world!" St. Peter tells him, "You go to door B." The 3rd driver strolls over and looks back at St. Peter & says, "Why am I going to door B and those 2 guys went to door A?" St. Peter replies, "Because those 2 drivers are going to hell for lying & you & I are going to New Mexico!"


Answers: 3 truck drivers died and met St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter said, "I’m going to ask you 2 questions, I want you to answer them honestly." He asks the first 2 drivers, "Have you ever cheated on your log books?" They reply, "No sir." St. Peter asks, "You ever cheated on your wives?" They reply, "No we sure haven't." St. Peter says, "You 2 go to door A." The 3rd driver walks up there and St. Peter asks, "Have you ever cheated on your log book?" The 3rd driver replied, "Hell yes I have, drove from New York to L.A. and never wrote down an hour either way." St. Peter asks, "You ever cheated on your wife?" The 3rd driver replies, "Oh hell yes, there’s this hooker in New Mexico that's the best sex in the world!" St. Peter tells him, "You go to door B." The 3rd driver strolls over and looks back at St. Peter & says, "Why am I going to door B and those 2 guys went to door A?" St. Peter replies, "Because those 2 drivers are going to hell for lying & you & I are going to New Mexico!"

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LOL..never heard that one!!! star for u!!

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Great Joke! Very Funny!

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