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Question: Little Johnny's old man was pretty pissed after drinking all day at a BBQ and got home and settled in his chair. Johnny came walking in the lounge and his dad said "pull my finger" Johnny said"no way, you've been drinking all day and eating ****, I'm not wearing that smell". After about 5 minutes of fighting and coaxing his old man succeeded in getting Johnny to pull his finger. As he done it, his old man let out a huge roaring fart with a kind of wet sound to it and with that he bolted to the toilet with Johnny in toe. His old man sat on the toilet trying to clean himself up when Johnny started pissing on him. His old man screamed at him " What the hell are ya doing boy" And while Johnny was still pissing on his old man, he said" you made me pull ya bloody finger and I'm not having the old girl going off at me for pissing myself laughing at you"
Answers: Little Johnny's old man was pretty pissed after drinking all day at a BBQ and got home and settled in his chair. Johnny came walking in the lounge and his dad said "pull my finger" Johnny said"no way, you've been drinking all day and eating ****, I'm not wearing that smell". After about 5 minutes of fighting and coaxing his old man succeeded in getting Johnny to pull his finger. As he done it, his old man let out a huge roaring fart with a kind of wet sound to it and with that he bolted to the toilet with Johnny in toe. His old man sat on the toilet trying to clean himself up when Johnny started pissing on him. His old man screamed at him " What the hell are ya doing boy" And while Johnny was still pissing on his old man, he said" you made me pull ya bloody finger and I'm not having the old girl going off at me for pissing myself laughing at you"
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