Well apparently my Irish jokes are a hit today... this one's a long one!?!
Question: An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him.
Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving him.
"Arrgh! What happened?" the Leprechaun asked.
"I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball," the golfer says.
"Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?"
"Thank God, you're all right!" the golfer answers in relief. "I don't want anything. I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize." And the golfer walks off.
"What a nice guy," the Leprechaun says to himself. I have to do something for him.
I'll give him the three things I would want...a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life."
Answers: An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him.
Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving him.
"Arrgh! What happened?" the Leprechaun asked.
"I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball," the golfer says.
"Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?"
"Thank God, you're all right!" the golfer answers in relief. "I don't want anything. I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize." And the golfer walks off.
"What a nice guy," the Leprechaun says to himself. I have to do something for him.
I'll give him the three things I would want...a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life."
Lmao!! Omg DUde that is the funniest joke ive heard in a while rofl nice one lmao im literally crying hahaha!
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that was interesting, i suppose...
Too right they're a bloody hit! Roll it in son, roll it in! Nice one brother, I said nice one
great...ha ha ha
yuck i hope its not meant to be what i think
hahahahahahahahahahahah if i could give you more then one star i would!!!!
love it,could be true,star
I like it. How about the guy sitting in a bar between two guys and asks if they want to hear a polish joke. One of the guys stops him right there and warns the jokster that they are both polish and that he'd better watch what he says. After that the polish guy asks the man if he still wants to tell the joke. The man replies, "No, I don't want to have to explain it twice".
I'm half Irish and Polish so I like these jokes.
that was so funny, do you have anymore Irish jokes? i always say you gotta love the irish. i do. wish i could give you more then 1 star,
* rotflmaoooooooooooooooooooooo omg ur good ! wow lmao a priest gettin some tail aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha *
ha ha! lmao!
haha thats funny
lmao.xx =o>