I'm full of Irish jokes this morning... dont ya know...?!
Question: A crusty old Irish biker, on a summer ride in County Meath, walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HAND JOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive lass' serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondrin," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives tha hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The old biker replies, "Well wash yer hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Answers: A crusty old Irish biker, on a summer ride in County Meath, walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HAND JOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive lass' serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondrin," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives tha hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The old biker replies, "Well wash yer hands, I want a cheeseburger."
i like your jokes keep them coming, star!
ROTFL.. not an ending I expected :)
roflmao
Another great joke from MM. Where does he roll these out from? Keep them coming young sir!
was not expecting that think i should visit that bar though, only messin
zeee good one bro . . . :)
Saw that coming... but loved it anyway... lol
Cheers
Lisa
now thats class,star
Lol, very funny, thanks
now that one, i really like !! star!!
* rotflmao i love it i thought he wanted a cheeseburger, i guess i'm not the only greedy cow out there i want a cheeseburger too lol!