Joke 3!! is it star worthy?!
Question: Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."
Answers: Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."
did gram pa slip him the tong with the kiss
why not she take it all lol...hahaha
UR on a roll!
lolz
1 more star for the pretty lady...
hahahaha
sssssssssooooooooooooo fffffuuuuunnnnnyyyyyyyyyy
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Very funny!
That's good.
haa i liked it and here's a star =]
lmao good one
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hahahahaha funny
and this is why I stopped flirting with customers...
I like it! Star