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Question: TEQUILA COOKIES

1 gi-normous bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)
1 cup of dark brown sugar
1 cup (2 sticks) butter
1 cup of granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 tsp fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all-purpose flour

First and most importantly, sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large mixing bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink it all down. Turn on the electric
mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make
sure the Cuervo is still "OK", try another cup just in case.

Turn off the little mix-ie thing-a-ma-jig. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried f ruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the little whirly woos, you know the beater thingys just sample the tequila again and fuhget about the fwroot...(hiccup) nobody likes fried droot any freakin' way
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. How is it? It's goooooooood right?

At this point, it's best to shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table and a foonspull of sugar, or somefink. Awwww hell, throw in whatever you can find! The more the merrier I always say.....(*hiccup)

Toss it all in a cake pan...damn the cookies...we're caking a bake instead. I like cake. NO!.....maite a minute.... I looooovvvvve cake! I weally, weally, love cake. I mean, I seriously, (*hiccup) I LOOOOOVE cake! I freakin' loooovvvvve cake, man!

Next, dry your tears. There's no crying in bake caking! Grease the oven. Turn the cake ti n 360 degrees and try not to fall over.....and if you do....so what!
Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Lastly, just through the cam dake out the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher and have yerself a Cherry little Mistmas! (By the way...if you enjoy this recipe...check back next week when I post my famous "Bum Ralls" recipe....yer in for a treal reat then!


Answers: TEQUILA COOKIES

1 gi-normous bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)
1 cup of dark brown sugar
1 cup (2 sticks) butter
1 cup of granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 tsp fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all-purpose flour

First and most importantly, sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large mixing bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink it all down. Turn on the electric
mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make
sure the Cuervo is still "OK", try another cup just in case.

Turn off the little mix-ie thing-a-ma-jig. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried f ruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the little whirly woos, you know the beater thingys just sample the tequila again and fuhget about the fwroot...(hiccup) nobody likes fried droot any freakin' way
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. How is it? It's goooooooood right?

At this point, it's best to shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table and a foonspull of sugar, or somefink. Awwww hell, throw in whatever you can find! The more the merrier I always say.....(*hiccup)

Toss it all in a cake pan...damn the cookies...we're caking a bake instead. I like cake. NO!.....maite a minute.... I looooovvvvve cake! I weally, weally, love cake. I mean, I seriously, (*hiccup) I LOOOOOVE cake! I freakin' loooovvvvve cake, man!

Next, dry your tears. There's no crying in bake caking! Grease the oven. Turn the cake ti n 360 degrees and try not to fall over.....and if you do....so what!
Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Lastly, just through the cam dake out the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher and have yerself a Cherry little Mistmas! (By the way...if you enjoy this recipe...check back next week when I post my famous "Bum Ralls" recipe....yer in for a treal reat then!

OMG that was too freakin funny..good one star for u sweetie =)

I love all the cute things you post. This is awesome! Thanks! :)

awesome! star for you.

that is very cute.

lmao lol, cool



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