Joke: Do you have this problem? jimi4950?!
Question: An elderly woman goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, it's terrible, I pass gas all the time. Fortunately, it's odorless and silent, otherwise I'd be mortified. For example, I've passed gas ten times just since we've been talking, but it's odorless and silent so you can't tell." The doctor gives her some green pills and tells her to take one a day and come back in a week.
The woman comes back after taking the pills for a week. She says, "Doc, there's been a change but not for the better. I still pass gas all the time, but while it's still silent, now it smells terrible!"
The doctor says, "Well, I'm glad we cleared up your sinus blockage. Now we'll have to work on your hearing."
Answers: An elderly woman goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, it's terrible, I pass gas all the time. Fortunately, it's odorless and silent, otherwise I'd be mortified. For example, I've passed gas ten times just since we've been talking, but it's odorless and silent so you can't tell." The doctor gives her some green pills and tells her to take one a day and come back in a week.
The woman comes back after taking the pills for a week. She says, "Doc, there's been a change but not for the better. I still pass gas all the time, but while it's still silent, now it smells terrible!"
The doctor says, "Well, I'm glad we cleared up your sinus blockage. Now we'll have to work on your hearing."
Jimi, you know why farts smell?
For the benefit of the deaf.
heard this one before but it still makes me laugh, thanks for bringing it back
I don't get it..
That's funny . Thank you for a laugh this morning . GOD BLESS You Jimi .
Old one but hilarious :)
Phuuuuutt. soz . old couple in church .when the woman turns to her husband and says .oh dear i've just let off a silent fart what should i do.change the batteries in your hearing aid. her husband replied
ROTFL.. Very very funny
Yeah, old but still funny...
rofl
good 1
I like it
* rotflmaooooooooooo this is the funniest joke i've ever read the funniest on yahooooo answers lmao *aaaaaaaaaaaaha old stankin *** *