How wacky are these senior citizens?!


Question: An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!' she cried.
The dispatcher said, 'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.'
A few minutes later, the officer radios in. 'Disregard.' He says. 'She got in the back-seat by mistake.'

FAMILY

Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?'
The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come up and see.' She starts up the stairs and pauses 'Was I going up the stairs or down?'
The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood.'


Answers: An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!' she cried.
The dispatcher said, 'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.'
A few minutes later, the officer radios in. 'Disregard.' He says. 'She got in the back-seat by mistake.'

FAMILY

Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?'
The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come up and see.' She starts up the stairs and pauses 'Was I going up the stairs or down?'
The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood.'

LOL!
I almost fell out of my chair!

those are tooo cute!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! IMAO! IMAO! IMAO!

Here's another one about old Ladies:

A prostitute and some other whores are busted by the police and are forced to line up against the wall, the prostitute's grandma walks by and sees her granddaughter and asks her why she is lined against the wall. The prostitute tells her grandma that the police is giving out free oranges. The grandma wants some too so she lines up with the other whores, the policeman comes by and is amused to see a grandma, so he asks her, "how do you still manage to do it at your age?" The grandma replies, "well, dear police officer, I just take my dentures out, peel them off, and suck them dry."

The policeman hears and nearly faints.

lol thats funny

hahahaha

oh my! they r very wacky. very wacky indeed



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