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Question: There are three guys who are super poor, they are hungry, and they don't have a house. Worst of all, they are walking in the desert with no shoes. Suddenly, they spot a house. ( Obviously they run to it) The three men beg for help. The old man responds
" Go and search for fruits. When your are done looking, bring them back to me! i will tell you what will happen next"
So the three men go out and search.
After half an hour of searching, one man comes with 12 bananas. The man then says " the only way i will help you is if you stick those bananas up your butt! If you make a noise or just cant do it, i will kill you" So then, the man starts to do it...
one banana, two banana, three banana but suddenly he stops. he cant do it. ( the old man then kills him)
Then the second man comes with 4 cherries. the old man tells him the same thing. So the man starts to do it,
one cherry, two cherry, three cherries, but then he turns around.
he starts to laugh- and the old man kills him.
Answers: There are three guys who are super poor, they are hungry, and they don't have a house. Worst of all, they are walking in the desert with no shoes. Suddenly, they spot a house. ( Obviously they run to it) The three men beg for help. The old man responds
" Go and search for fruits. When your are done looking, bring them back to me! i will tell you what will happen next"
So the three men go out and search.
After half an hour of searching, one man comes with 12 bananas. The man then says " the only way i will help you is if you stick those bananas up your butt! If you make a noise or just cant do it, i will kill you" So then, the man starts to do it...
one banana, two banana, three banana but suddenly he stops. he cant do it. ( the old man then kills him)
Then the second man comes with 4 cherries. the old man tells him the same thing. So the man starts to do it,
one cherry, two cherry, three cherries, but then he turns around.
he starts to laugh- and the old man kills him.
ouch!
lol...good one..here's one for you
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"
The engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?" And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."
ouch no wonder he laughed but how do they find fruits in the deserts
you left a space when you typed "( Obviously they run to it)"
ya...you know how to type with correct grammer alright...
funny but where are the fruits coming from ooo ooo read my jokes add me as your buddy everyone plz plz plz
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