Am I the father of one of your kids?!


Question: A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."


Answers: A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

OMG...you brought tears with that one...LOL

ummm... this is probably wrong but since she's a teacher, she might be refering to the son as one of her kids and is saying tha father is the father of a boy in the teacher's class. Hope its right , but i know it sounds kinda dumb

thats funny, hope the teacher and mommy dont chat

LOL, now if only this kind of thing would happen in real life.....

hahahaha........

LOL~ i FEEL SORRY FOR THE DADDY...
WELL, TECHNiCALLY iT'S HiS FAULT.. RiGHT?

thats baaaadddddd

lol. that was good.
and thats definately got to be awkward!!!

this is her presence of mind which saves her from odd situation

OMG, enough to give a guy nightmares LOL


Truly a gut buster here my friend <3

Hope the hot teacher is not friends with the man's wife!

lol



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