Is this joke funny: Dog Ribbons?!
Question: A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.
The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
'Yeah, right!' she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep.
Muttering to herself,she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles.
Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly.
The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles.
Amazingly, it also works on him!
The woman sleeps soundly.
Answers: A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.
The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
'Yeah, right!' she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep.
Muttering to herself,she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles.
Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly.
The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles.
Amazingly, it also works on him!
The woman sleeps soundly.
That is a 'new and not as good twist' on an old joke about a Scotsman who fell asleep on the side of the road because he'd had too much to drink. An old woman walking home had always wondered what they wore under their kilts, so she looked ... and seeing no underwear, go worried that 'it' would get cold, so she took the blue ribbon off her hat and carefully tied that on. When he woke, he 'felt' something down there, and looked. "Well, I don't know where we've been," he said, "but I'm glad we won first prize!"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... i love it
ha
ha, it's slightly humorous.
lol.... its ok
haha ye
Not that good.
great! the best joke i've heard in a while
yeah made me chuckle :)
Brill!
Pretty funny.....
it is ok
not realy too long for a not so good punchline nice try though maybe you can change the story and keep the punchline
kind of
ha ha! that is really funny!
OMG!!!!! that is hilarious. you get a star!
lol thats a classic well done
ha ha ha lol. that was agood one.
no
Laughing my **** off. Now that is funny!
Very funny. I just might try it myself one of these nights.hmmm
Good one Steve!!
10 points Steve, for one I haven't heard before.
thanks steve .....i needed a bit of cheering up....that did the trick.........seamanab
Yes, cute. I like any joke that involves dogs not getting hurt though, like another answerer, I had heard the one about the Scotman first then, many years later, heard this one but it's cute.