Like it? hope it's not too long?!
Question: >>> Susan O'Reilly 10/26/04 01:10PM >>>
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
> 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2.
> Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more
food
> than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you
go
> to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch
the
> Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook
up"
> and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9.
Jeans
> and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one
> calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down
the
> stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around
> you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your
car
> insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your
dog
> Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the
couch
> makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM! 17. Dinner
> and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18.
> Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
> than settle, your stomach. 19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug
store
> for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A
$4.00
> bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat
> breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I
used
> to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of
the
> time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink
at
> home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire
list
> looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't
> find one to save your sorry old butt. Then you forward it to a bunch
of
> old pals &friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it &do the same.
>
> BONUS:
> When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead
> of asking "Oh S*$# What Happened?
>
Answers: >>> Susan O'Reilly 10/26/04 01:10PM >>>
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
> 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2.
> Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more
food
> than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you
go
> to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch
the
> Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook
up"
> and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9.
Jeans
> and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one
> calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down
the
> stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around
> you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your
car
> insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your
dog
> Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the
couch
> makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM! 17. Dinner
> and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18.
> Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
> than settle, your stomach. 19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug
store
> for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A
$4.00
> bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat
> breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I
used
> to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of
the
> time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink
at
> home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire
list
> looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't
> find one to save your sorry old butt. Then you forward it to a bunch
of
> old pals &friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it &do the same.
>
> BONUS:
> When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead
> of asking "Oh S*$# What Happened?
>
Very good have a star.
hahaha
LOL
That is funny but thank goodness that doesn't aplly to me just yet.
OMG! LOL!
Totally funny, but you mite want to retype it. It's a little hard to fallow at frist.
that is hilarious and true... ugh!! lol