Signs you drink to much coffee?!
Question: - You answer the door before people knock.
- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
- You ski uphill.
- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- You chew on other people's fingernails.
- Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
- You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.
- You can jump-start your car without cables.
- Cocaine is a downer.
- You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
- Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
- You don't sweat, you percolate.
- You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
- You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
- You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
- You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
Answers: - You answer the door before people knock.
- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
- You ski uphill.
- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- You chew on other people's fingernails.
- Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
- You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.
- You can jump-start your car without cables.
- Cocaine is a downer.
- You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
- Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
- You don't sweat, you percolate.
- You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
- You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
- You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
- You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
OOHHHHHMMMMIIIGGGOOODDDDDD JITTTERRSSSSSS COOFFFEEEEEE NOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW TOOOOO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OWIE BROKE MY TOE TYPING THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cute have a star.
How about when getting food becomes a 2nd priority to coffee.
now that sounds like someone that is high off crack , not coffee.........lol
12:00am
Can't sleep
1:00am
Can't.. sleep
2:00am
Feeling.. tired...
3:00am
Almost asleep.. need coffee..
4:00am
*Drinks coffee*
5:00am
Must... sleep... before work...... too awake..
Kool! Loved the Starbucks/mortgage one, the AA meetings one and the sewing machine one! Very funny! :)
=))if only...
also:
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roflmao hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilarious
im typing with my feet
Here is a little story from when i was younger:
My sister woke my brother and me in the middle of the night when i was 3 years old. She told us that mom and dad stashed away some Kool- Aid and she found it. So my brother and i got up and followed her to the kitchen. it was dark so i couldn't tell what she was doing. She handed us a cup and we took a drink....... It was soooo bitter that the second it was in my mouth i spit it out. My sister laughed and luaghed and laughed. I had never had coffee before so i didnt know what it was until my brother said it was coffee. My brother and i were so mad! It was black no milk and no sugar! Yucky to a 3 year old!!!!
hahahha
* rotflmaooooooooooooooooooo i love it aaaaaaaaaaaaaha me n my mama n brother luuuuuuuuuuuv coffee *
lol havent heard that one yet! thats really great! rotfl