Eggs, anyone??!
Question: A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said,
'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many
at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh
my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to
STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me
when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have
you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always
forget to salt them. Use the! salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'
The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You
think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels
like when I'm driving.'
Answers: A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said,
'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many
at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh
my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to
STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me
when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have
you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always
forget to salt them. Use the! salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'
The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You
think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels
like when I'm driving.'
OMG!!! I forwarded that on to so many women I know.... Thank you so much for the monday morning laugh.
heard it b4...bt still its funny...lol
HA-HA
ha ha ha I like it
Heard it
XD i LOVE it!!
That is a good one. She kind of got a taste of her own 'medicine' lol
hahahahaha funny