A day out at the zoo??!


Question: It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. Now try lifting your dress up your thighs...this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."


Answers: It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. Now try lifting your dress up your thighs...this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."

hahahaha...that was blooming fantastic lol...have a star.

oh that"s a screamer!!!

Hahahahaha thats is hillarious lol... im gonna tell everyone that joke lol.
10/10 and star 4u :)

not tonight dear!ah ah ah!!

very very good!l.o.l.ah ah!!!

best one today!keep them coming..lol.

i wonder what happens next

HAha nice

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... and so on...

HA HA HA HA....funny, what happens next? lol

hahahahaha funny

ooooo! What a teaser. lol

That is the best one I heard today

lol

niice. poor woman walked herself into it

profoundly funny very!!!

early to bed tonight!!ah!

Excellent!!really good!

sounds like my night

yes,understand that alright!!ah!

lol lol BRILLIANT!

that"s a cracker our kidda,keep em rocking..

Oh no, that's so cruel



The answer content post by the user, if contains the copyright content please contact us, we will immediately remove it.
Copyright © 2007 enter-qa.com -   Contact us

Entertainment Categories