Its this mans birthday and he decides to take the day off?!
Question: and go and have a few drinks in town. His wife says that she could do with some stamps and would he buy some for her.
So he goes into the post office and is standing there whistling away when the girl behind the counter says
"you sound in a good mood"
"yes "says the man "it`s my birthday today and I am going for a few drinks"
"how old are you" she asks.
"29" replies the man
"well have a lovely day and don`t get too drunk" she replies
Later that night the man is waiting in the bus shelter, and singing away to himself full of the joys of spring when this little old lady says to him
"you sound in good spirits young man"
"yes" says the man, "it`s my bithday guess how old I am"
"If you let me put my hand in your trousers I will tell you exactly how old you are.
"Go on then" he says laughing and the old lady puts her hand
in his trousers. After 5 minutes she says you are 29.
"how did you know that" he asks.
"I was standing behind you in the post office this morning." she says.
Answers: and go and have a few drinks in town. His wife says that she could do with some stamps and would he buy some for her.
So he goes into the post office and is standing there whistling away when the girl behind the counter says
"you sound in a good mood"
"yes "says the man "it`s my birthday today and I am going for a few drinks"
"how old are you" she asks.
"29" replies the man
"well have a lovely day and don`t get too drunk" she replies
Later that night the man is waiting in the bus shelter, and singing away to himself full of the joys of spring when this little old lady says to him
"you sound in good spirits young man"
"yes" says the man, "it`s my bithday guess how old I am"
"If you let me put my hand in your trousers I will tell you exactly how old you are.
"Go on then" he says laughing and the old lady puts her hand
in his trousers. After 5 minutes she says you are 29.
"how did you know that" he asks.
"I was standing behind you in the post office this morning." she says.
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Ha! Dirty little ol' woman! But her mind still sharp as a tack!
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