What is your favorite snarky comment?!


Question: that you post to others that will NOT violate YA guidelines and make me laugh

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Answers: that you post to others that will NOT violate YA guidelines and make me laugh

{{grabbing popcorn}} Ok, go !
10 POINTS BEST ANSWER

My husband is really lame and wanted me to leave this saying or comment he uses....

Husband: " hey, are you still mad at that lady?"
Friend he is frustrated with: "what lady?"
Husband: "the one that ran over your face!"


Yeah he thinks that is funny as hell. I on the other hand just look at him like he is lame. If I think of a good one from me I will post. Thanks

You're so immature.

" i will never quit you"!! from movie broke back mountain

I'd answer you except I don't know what snarky means. Forgive my ignorance. Example?

"Yes, because this is realistic..."
I respond with that quite often to people that ask questions that are so obviously fake that it's ridiculous.

"You're acting like a child."

"You're a man, act like one."

(only to be used towards fat bullies)
'you think your so hot. well i have news for you. your just not.
y-your just fat. just...fat.
Don't call ME a *****. i know i am. but i can change. can you change your weight? huh? yeah, didnt think so.'

i used that to a ***** named Casey. this is pretty much the convo we had:

Casey: You know what? Your a *****. no-one likes you.

Me: Yeah, i guess I am a *****, but Casey, I can change. can YOU change your face? can YOU change your weight? I didn't think so. Now, you've been bossing me around for, like, ever, so, Casey, let me boss YOU around. GET YOUR FAT *** OF THAT BENCH, WALK IT TO THAT GROUP OF FAT IDS OVER THERE, AND STAY THERE. JUST STAY THERE. That is where you belong. Have you ever wondered why people don't like you? It's because you beat everyone up with your oversized hands.

Casey: ...*walks away*

In an argument with another man "Do you want to sh*t your teeth out for tomorrows breakfast?" To a girl that says "you wish" "If I had a genie you wouldn't be in the top three."
I hope they weren't to nasty!

and the same to you with knobs on it.



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