How did George explain things to his wife after the nightout with the boys?!


Question: George got "stoned" at the pub on Friday night, He knew he would be in trouble with wife when he got home especially as he had puked and messed up his new shirt.
Bill, his best pal gave him some advice.
Bill: "All you got to do is have a $20 bill in your hand when you walk through the door. Then when she accuses you of barfing all over yourself, you just tell her that some drunk puked on you and that he gave you 20 bucks to get the shirt cleaned."
So when George walked into the house with money in his hand, the wife was waiting for him in the living room.
George's wife: "I knew your drunk @ss would spew bile and booze all over that new shirt!"
George: "Honey, let me explain! This drunken fool at the bar puked on me and gave 20 bucks to have it cleaned."
His wife snatched the money out of his hand and noticed that he was holding two $20 bills.
George's wife: "Is that so? Then where did the other 20 dollar come from?"
George: " Oh, that's from the guy who crapped in my pants."


Answers: George got "stoned" at the pub on Friday night, He knew he would be in trouble with wife when he got home especially as he had puked and messed up his new shirt.
Bill, his best pal gave him some advice.
Bill: "All you got to do is have a $20 bill in your hand when you walk through the door. Then when she accuses you of barfing all over yourself, you just tell her that some drunk puked on you and that he gave you 20 bucks to get the shirt cleaned."
So when George walked into the house with money in his hand, the wife was waiting for him in the living room.
George's wife: "I knew your drunk @ss would spew bile and booze all over that new shirt!"
George: "Honey, let me explain! This drunken fool at the bar puked on me and gave 20 bucks to have it cleaned."
His wife snatched the money out of his hand and noticed that he was holding two $20 bills.
George's wife: "Is that so? Then where did the other 20 dollar come from?"
George: " Oh, that's from the guy who crapped in my pants."

Hey 2fast4u, I think it's gonna' cost alot more than $40 to clean up the crap in George's pants...KTnTexas

I shouldnt laugh but I have so ava star

LOL...this is an oldie but a goodie... keep your day job, though

lol, idiot.

funny one = star

Funny ha ha ha .have a star...*

It didn't make me laugh but it's funny!

I did like that one,,I can never remember jokes though,,ha ha ha

nice one



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