Joke on Michael Kackson?!


Question: Imagine if Mr. Michael Jackson would become the chief minister of Assam. While contesting the elections he would have said to the public " HEAL THE WORLD MAKE IT A BETTER PLACE FOR YOU AND FOR ME AND FOR THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE". After winning the elections and becoming the chief Minister of Assam, he would say to the public "I AM BAD! I AM BAD! I KNOW IT!"


Answers: Imagine if Mr. Michael Jackson would become the chief minister of Assam. While contesting the elections he would have said to the public " HEAL THE WORLD MAKE IT A BETTER PLACE FOR YOU AND FOR ME AND FOR THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE". After winning the elections and becoming the chief Minister of Assam, he would say to the public "I AM BAD! I AM BAD! I KNOW IT!"

Q: Where does Michael Jackson go to find a date?
A: Boys 'R Us.

Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at the Jackson residence?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand...

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

righhhht..............

What does Michael Jackson and a zit have in common?

email me for the answer.....xxx rated!

your a virgin

hahahaa (too bad i dont know any lyrics to answer really well)

Is M. Jackson against himself?

ok lol

:|

Hilarious..........

wooooooooooooooow....gr8....its fantastic STAR 4 U....

hahaha

lol

What the hell are you trying to say!???? YOU ARE SO LAME!! AND THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY LAUGHED ARE EVEN LAMER!!!


I Love You MJ!!!!



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