Church for this drink - funny or not?!
Question: A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off.
The priest has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher decides to make an example of him.
He says to his congregation, "All those wishing to have a place in heaven, please stand."
The whole room stands up except, of course, the sleeping man.
Then the preacher says even more loudly, "And he who would like to find a place in hell please STAND UP!"
The weary man catching only the last part groggily stands up, only to find that he's the only one standing.
Confused and embarrassed he says, "I don't know what we're voting on here, Father, but it sure seems like you and me are the only ones standing for it!"
Answers: A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off.
The priest has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher decides to make an example of him.
He says to his congregation, "All those wishing to have a place in heaven, please stand."
The whole room stands up except, of course, the sleeping man.
Then the preacher says even more loudly, "And he who would like to find a place in hell please STAND UP!"
The weary man catching only the last part groggily stands up, only to find that he's the only one standing.
Confused and embarrassed he says, "I don't know what we're voting on here, Father, but it sure seems like you and me are the only ones standing for it!"
hahaha very funny. lol
ha ha ha !! i love your joke.. thanks for making me smile and for making my day
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Lol, nice
tha is funny! where'd u get it or did u make it up urself?
haha!
LOL!!!!
I love it!
Yes I like this one.
Very good poem on the facts of facings demons in the struggles to learn the truth It was truly him and God. God wanted him to see what he 's missing and where he will end up if he doesn't repent...ANYWAY you get a star............Blessings Yahoo
the preacher deserved it
lol
in fair trade, if u give me ten points ill tell you a priest joke.....
whats the difference between a priest and a pimple.
pimples only come on your face after your a teenager.
lol. ten points?!?! ;-]
Very funny, have a star.
ha ha ha
star award
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