Joke: Do you think this is funny?!
Question: There was a very tall king and one of his servants wanted to become tall like him too.
Servant: Your majesty, I want to become taller, what should I do to become as tall as you?
King: Rub your body in oil for 4 months
****4 months later****
Servant: Your majesty, I rubbed oil on my body every day for 4 months, but I haven't gotten taller, in fact I've gotten shorter.
King: What kind of oil did you use?
Servant: Crisco.
King: Crisco is not oil, it's *short*ening!
LOL! =P
Answers: There was a very tall king and one of his servants wanted to become tall like him too.
Servant: Your majesty, I want to become taller, what should I do to become as tall as you?
King: Rub your body in oil for 4 months
****4 months later****
Servant: Your majesty, I rubbed oil on my body every day for 4 months, but I haven't gotten taller, in fact I've gotten shorter.
King: What kind of oil did you use?
Servant: Crisco.
King: Crisco is not oil, it's *short*ening!
LOL! =P
hahahahaha! i like it!
oooo not so funny....
haha thats cute.
classic, but still funny, have a star.
Lol, good one
no
haha cute
no. not funny. sorry.
yes lol
my sides are still splitting
I have heard this before, but it was adult content and the guy wanted his..........longer. STill funny though.
umm. thats retarded, no offence. try again
lol..it's funny in a cute chuckle giggle kind of way, good to make someone smile ha ha
hahah. i like it .
Ha,ha!!! That's really funny!
I did chuckle a bit.
It's not drop down on the floor funny but it's laughable.
It's alright. Not the best.
thats pretty f***** retarded...but i'll laugh...lol
pathetic.
I thought it was good.
Thats funny for kids.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AH AH A AHAHAHHAH AHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA ........ ahhh:
No!
um-that's kind of funny-but not laugh out loud kind of funny-you get my drift??
.............no
That's hilarious. But then again I'm a sucker for corny jokes.
Hahahahaha! And you're a terrible joke teller! Ahahahahahahahahaha! *rolls eyes*
its so stupid its funny LOL :D
i don't get the joke
Tee hee hee. (Good clean fun!)
That's HORRIBLY FUNNY!
funny about the shortening but it was a little to long try to shorten it up. Other then that it was funny! :D