Has anyone ever heard this DIRTY joke?!
Question: Tell me if you have heard this one:
All the little kids were at Sunday school, and the teacher asked "Children, do you know who loves us more than anyone else, and will always love us?" Little Judie raised her hand, and Johny poked her in the back with a pencil, she screamed "JESUS CHRIST!". The teacher said "Very good Judie," while she rolled her eyes. The teacher asked again, "What did Eve say when she had her last child?" Judie was the only one who raised her hand, so the teacher called on her, but at the same time, Johny poked her with a pencil, she said "IF YOU DONT STOP POKING THAT THING IN ME, I AM GOING TO BREAK IT IN HALF!"
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Answers: Tell me if you have heard this one:
All the little kids were at Sunday school, and the teacher asked "Children, do you know who loves us more than anyone else, and will always love us?" Little Judie raised her hand, and Johny poked her in the back with a pencil, she screamed "JESUS CHRIST!". The teacher said "Very good Judie," while she rolled her eyes. The teacher asked again, "What did Eve say when she had her last child?" Judie was the only one who raised her hand, so the teacher called on her, but at the same time, Johny poked her with a pencil, she said "IF YOU DONT STOP POKING THAT THING IN ME, I AM GOING TO BREAK IT IN HALF!"
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The climax of the joke "IF YOU DONT STOP POKING THAT THING IN ME, I AM GOING TO BREAK IT IN HALF!"
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yes i've heard this one a lot.
very cute.
Haha. I've never heard that one before.
YUP
i heard it
Cute.
nope
Never heard it before. It wasn't even funny. Sorry.
FUNNY.. NEVA HEARD BEFORE
Nope, never heard it, but it's cute!!
oh yea!! now i remember this joke. my friend told my on wednesday!!
I haven't heard that one.. very cute!
ha ,nice
roflmfao.
no, but it's funny, and I've heard other ones about little Johny , my Dad always tells me them. =]
lol, good one. Never heard it.
LOL! never heard it before. good one!
haven't heard of it but it was funny
lol : )