Fellow up in court on murder charges...?!
Question: Judge says "You are hereby charged with battering your wife to death with a hammer"
and a voice from the back of the courtroom says "you f'ing bastard"
The judge carries on "You are also charged with battering your son to death with a hammer"
and a voice from the back says "you lousy ******* c5nt"
At this point the judge stops "now listen, I understand the delicate nature of this case but one more outburst like that and I shall hold you in contempt of court, now what is the meaning of this?"
And the voice says back " Ive lived next to that b'stard for years and everytime I went round there to borrow a hammer he said he hadnt got one"
Answers: Judge says "You are hereby charged with battering your wife to death with a hammer"
and a voice from the back of the courtroom says "you f'ing bastard"
The judge carries on "You are also charged with battering your son to death with a hammer"
and a voice from the back says "you lousy ******* c5nt"
At this point the judge stops "now listen, I understand the delicate nature of this case but one more outburst like that and I shall hold you in contempt of court, now what is the meaning of this?"
And the voice says back " Ive lived next to that b'stard for years and everytime I went round there to borrow a hammer he said he hadnt got one"
Thanks!
You made me laugh out loud!
That's a little funny.
very good lol
ha ha ha v good,,,,