Farm joke...?!
Question: A farm family were gathering in the kitchen for breakfast. As the youngest son sat down, his mother told him he wasn't going to get anyhting to eat until he'd fed the animals. Angry, he thumped out the door and headed for the chicken coop. As he fed the chickens, he kicked each one in the head. Then he was off to the paddock to feed the cow. As she bent down to eat the fresh hay, he kicked her in the head. He poured slops into a trough for the pigs and, as they started eating he kicked them in the head. Then he started back to the kitchen and sat down. His mother was outraged.
" I saw what you did. since you kicked the chickens you'll get no eggs for breakfast. and since you kicked the cow, you'll get no milk, and no bacon or sausages because you kicked the pigs!"
His father came down the stairs and, nearly tripping over the cat, kicked it. the boy turned to his mother and said "Are you going to tell him or am I?"
Answers: A farm family were gathering in the kitchen for breakfast. As the youngest son sat down, his mother told him he wasn't going to get anyhting to eat until he'd fed the animals. Angry, he thumped out the door and headed for the chicken coop. As he fed the chickens, he kicked each one in the head. Then he was off to the paddock to feed the cow. As she bent down to eat the fresh hay, he kicked her in the head. He poured slops into a trough for the pigs and, as they started eating he kicked them in the head. Then he started back to the kitchen and sat down. His mother was outraged.
" I saw what you did. since you kicked the chickens you'll get no eggs for breakfast. and since you kicked the cow, you'll get no milk, and no bacon or sausages because you kicked the pigs!"
His father came down the stairs and, nearly tripping over the cat, kicked it. the boy turned to his mother and said "Are you going to tell him or am I?"
I've seen that one but it still gets a chuckle. :)
ps...look at those serious replies about animals. lol
um, lol?
very subtle lol
I don't get it! =S
Oh right thats good!
lol very good
How 'old' is this youngest son?
Ha ha, but that's rude to hurt animals! Poor animals!! =[
Good one! I chuckled!
Oh i get it because cats can also be called puzzy (thats for
those who dont get it)
And im sad that the animals where kicked can you tell me if they where alright? lol :D Theyre so cute!
ha ha ha liked that one,,,
erm....
that aint funny
I do hope that you are better at other things , as you ain't no good at jokes girl !!!