Three irishmen?!
Question: Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the oldgraveyard.
"Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing," says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Toole, it says here that he was 95 when he died."
Just then, Seamus yells out, "Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145!"
"What was his name?" asks Paddy.
Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker and exclaims: "Miles, from Dublin."
Answers: Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the oldgraveyard.
"Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing," says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Toole, it says here that he was 95 when he died."
Just then, Seamus yells out, "Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145!"
"What was his name?" asks Paddy.
Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker and exclaims: "Miles, from Dublin."
dude that is sweet, i should use this at school. adds to my list. but heres a counter joke.
there were 2 guys fishing in the forest. Jack and Jerry. Jack wound up saying "Hey did ya see that!?" then Jerry says "No"
Jack says "A bald eagle just flew overhead." Then a few minutes later Jack says "Hey did ya see that!?" Then Jerry says "No" Then Jack says "A big black bear was just walking over there, ya had to of seen it." then then a few more minutes later Jack says "Hey did ya see that!?" By now Jerry was getting quite aggravated and says "YES" then Jack says "Then why did ya step in it?"
haha very good, i like that 1.
LOL, that's funny!
very good lol
Very good, have a star!
It's a cracker!!!!
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.
A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
A hooker o nce told me she had a headache.
I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off.
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, "Why?" He said, "Because you came home early."
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.
I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex; she called me from Chicago last night.
I'm Irish!
And nobody enjoys the humor in a good Irish joke more than me!
Got any more?
I used to know alot of them but mind just went blank..
Got any more?
oh it took me a while but i got it
i dont get it what does it mean?
haha
Lol Puma now that's worht ten stars,thanks for the laugh,even my Paddy was lol.xxx
Very good have a star.
Very funny ha ha ha ,,,
hahaha, that's funny.
hahaha very good.
That was brilliant!!
Got us all laughing here!!
Thanks for the laughs
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