The preachers nuts?!
Question: A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation.
As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts
on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few" he asks.
"No, not at all" the woman replied.
They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave,
he realises that instead of eating just a few peanuts,
he emptied most of the bowl.
"I'm terribly sorry for eating all your peanuts,
I really just meant to eat a few."
"Oh that's all right" the woman says.
"Ever since I lost my teeth all I can do
is suck the chocolate off them."
Answers: A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation.
As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts
on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few" he asks.
"No, not at all" the woman replied.
They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave,
he realises that instead of eating just a few peanuts,
he emptied most of the bowl.
"I'm terribly sorry for eating all your peanuts,
I really just meant to eat a few."
"Oh that's all right" the woman says.
"Ever since I lost my teeth all I can do
is suck the chocolate off them."
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HA HA HA Great one.............AARRGHHH
haha i like. nice one x
sooperbe LOL
Hahahahahahahaha wow awesome!!!
Ewwww...
Ugh!
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LMAO thats pretty funny :-)
this reminds me of the zoey 101 episode that i watched with my little brother.
~me myself and i
haha it reminds me of my dad he did that 2 me
Old one but still good!!
EWWW
ha ha ha good 1
ha ha ha that`s ace,,,,
hahaha very good.
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