"Chuckled? Star if you like!"?!
Question: Hubby: "Oh, come on"!
Wife: "Leave me alone"!
Hubby: "I can't sleep without it"!
Wife: "Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night"?
Hubby: " You know! Because I'm Hot"!!
"You choose the worst times for this"!
" If you loved me I wouldn't have to beg you".
"If you loved me you would be more considerate"!
" You don't love me anymore".
" Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight".
"Plleeaase.... come on"!
"All right! I'll do it"!
"What's the matter"?
"I can't find it"!
"Oh, for heaven's sake! Feel for it"!
" There! Are you satisified'?
" Ooh, yes.....!
"Is it up far enough"?
"Ooh! That's Good"!
" Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself"!
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Answers: Hubby: "Oh, come on"!
Wife: "Leave me alone"!
Hubby: "I can't sleep without it"!
Wife: "Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night"?
Hubby: " You know! Because I'm Hot"!!
"You choose the worst times for this"!
" If you loved me I wouldn't have to beg you".
"If you loved me you would be more considerate"!
" You don't love me anymore".
" Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight".
"Plleeaase.... come on"!
"All right! I'll do it"!
"What's the matter"?
"I can't find it"!
"Oh, for heaven's sake! Feel for it"!
" There! Are you satisified'?
" Ooh, yes.....!
"Is it up far enough"?
"Ooh! That's Good"!
" Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself"!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Funny! 100!
I liked them, thanks for the early morning laugh
lol funny, thanks for the laugh!
Good for nothin', lol.
Liked the second one more. Could b otherway round between a boy and dad!!!
Nice one.lol