Two more jokes, funny or not?!
Question: Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrove that no longer fit.
Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of slacks.
"Wow," the lady said, "I must have worn these when I was 183."
Her niece looked puzzled, then asked, "how old are you now?"
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An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week marked their golden wedding anniversary.
"Let's have a party Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."
The farmer scratch his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."
Answers: Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrove that no longer fit.
Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of slacks.
"Wow," the lady said, "I must have worn these when I was 183."
Her niece looked puzzled, then asked, "how old are you now?"
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An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week marked their golden wedding anniversary.
"Let's have a party Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."
The farmer scratch his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."
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that is hell funny man
I can't belive I am laughing soo hard it hurt
lol......................................
they are both funny in a light, dumb sort of way. neither is hilarious, but they're a nice change from some of the disgusting stuff that people come up with.
lol wat?
yea i agree it was a bit dumb.. but a bit funny too
lol funny
liked the pig one
hilarious.....
funny
the first one was funny but the second one was fcking hilarious babe!! loved it!!