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Question: How many cow tails does it take to reach the moon?
What is better than God, eviler than the devil, the rich need it and the poor have it?
What do you put in a toaster?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
What do cows drink?
Why do Catholics worship Mother Mary?
What do you call a weird rabbit?
ok, I know they're easy but try them out anyway!!!
Answers: How many cow tails does it take to reach the moon?
What is better than God, eviler than the devil, the rich need it and the poor have it?
What do you put in a toaster?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
What do cows drink?
Why do Catholics worship Mother Mary?
What do you call a weird rabbit?
ok, I know they're easy but try them out anyway!!!
-How many cow tails does it take to reach the moon?: As many as it takes, before one of the cows offering up their tails realizes that whoever organized the little project was a *&$%@!& idiot.
-What is better than God, worse than the devil, the rich need it, and the poor have it?: Absolutely nothing.
What do you put in a toaster?: Whatever your little heart desires to be toasty and warm! (Like a Poptart...)
-Why was 6 afraid of 7?: Because 7 ate (8) 9, and then 7 and 8 devised an evil plot together to take over the world. (!!)
-What do cows drink?: Soy milk to go along with that grass they're always eating.
-Why do Catholics worship Mother Mary?: Because her name starts with 'Mother', and 'cause it's fun.
-What do you call a weird rabbit?: That horrible Trix bunny that's always trying to take the cereal from those poor kids. (Definitely NOT the Nesquik bunny, though.)
This was fun. Hope I helped! ^-^
How many cow tails does it take to reach the moon?- idk
What is better than God, eviler than the devil, the rich need it and the poor have it?- nothing
What do you put in a toaster?- bread.... duh
Why was 6 afraid of 7?- 7 8 9
What do cows drink?- water... duh
Why do Catholics worship Mother Mary?- idk
What do you call a weird rabbit?- weird rabbit... funny bunny
1, idk
2, nothing
3.bread
4cuz 789
5.water
6.cuz dey jus do
7. trix
idk
chuck norris
bread
because 7 8 9
water
because they have to
weird
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Someone threw a fridge at him.
so what's the answer?