Here are 2 really funny blonde jokes please rate them?!
Question: Clean those restrooms
On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."
By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
Answers: Clean those restrooms
On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."
By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
The second was better.
Here are some of my favorite blonde jokes:
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where a blonde tourist was stuck up for 48 hrs on an escalator.
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A blonde was drawing money from ATM. Another blonde, who was next to her in the queue said:"I've seen ur password. It's xxxx." First blonde: U r wrong. It's 1394.
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two blondes are standing on the beach, looking out at the water, the one says to the other, 'which is closer, florida or the moon?' the second blonde says 'well duhhh! can you see florida?'
what are you trying to say
I'll give you a 5 out of 1
it dont matter i love love love love love love your jokes... star for you !!! you made my day.. i love the last one...
lol....just what i needed...thanx
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0 and 0
ha! i love it!
the first joke I will give a 7
the second joke I will give a 9
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I've heard those 2 before, but my fave is the blonde car accident!
ha ha!
or what about the one about the 9 blondes and the brunette on a rope ladder
so there was a helicopter and it was rescuing a brunette and 9 blondes. They were all on the rope ladder, and it wasn't able to support everyone. They were all figuring out who was going to go when the brunette said that she'd jump off of the helicopter. After a short but incredibly moving speech, all the blondes started clapping.
LOL!
lol their both hilarious!! haha i like the second one the most tho. lol hahahah "i stepped outta the circle 3 times wen u werent lookin!" lol
i liked the second the best
i liked the second one
i like the second one haha star for you
Second one was nice.
both where funny i give a 10 one both
i didn't like them at all
Out of 10?
First one: 2
Seconds one: 5
Better blonde jokes out there.
haha, funny.
They are both 10s. Very funny.
heard it before but always gets me..haha!