What is the most random thing you can say? 10 points?!
Question: im bored and need a good laugh, be as weird as you need to be...
Answers: im bored and need a good laugh, be as weird as you need to be...
who are you . . . and why are you wearing my pants
Dog mouths are cleaner then humans!
beatlejuice
i baked u some cookies..
but i ate it.. :(
gay bannanas from baby hell
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! ;)
Theres a mushroom and on top the mushroom is a plate on the plate is some marshmallow. Why was the marshmallow sat on the mushroom. I dont know..
cheese
My most random thing is... Shut up you big donut!
I doubt dogs' eyes are always that squinty.
Are u virgin?
You did what with who in my bed last night?
Your momma
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
OR.......................................
PUDDING MIXED WITH MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!
OR.......................................
MY BROTHER IS AN IDIOT, AND YOU ARE LUCKY YOU DON'T KNOW HIM........................................
Are we still asking this question?
chickety china the chinese chicken, u have a drumstick and ur brain starts tickin
oh snap cookies my feet smell
I put the paint in the toaster and and and it blew up so I let the dog eat it and the dog ate my foot and the cat along with a gallon of milk and like my self respect and and and my pants.
tone-deaf egg walnuts rule mars!
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!
tofu is disguised as Fred with nun-chucks!
vittles is actually spelled victuals!
fruit loops are gay cheerois
Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
i have a belly button!!!
did you know, on average, 13 people a year are killed by vending machines. i dont know why but me and my friends found this hilarious xxx
I really dont like people who try to be random you know? its just like look at me im cool because Im SOO random you just dont know what I will do next! I am so cool because of that man.
Sorry some things just really bug me =p
You know what I mean though right? :)
flamingos and marshmellows
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing???
If you utter my name I won't exist anymore....who am I? silence
Was it Satan, not nature or nurture, that shaped you?? o.o
why is cheese yellow
purple banana!!
thats what she said