Joke for you all ?!
Question: A atheist was on holiday here in Loch Ness in Scotland when he fell out of the rowing boat he was fishing in.
And he started to scream at the top of this voice when he seen me coming towards him. He was shouting "Dear Lord, please please help me!"
Then the clouds above him opened up and a voice cried "Why, I thought you did not believe in me"
And the fellow shouted back "I know Lord, but until 2 mins ago I did not believe in the Loch Ness Monster"?
Answers: A atheist was on holiday here in Loch Ness in Scotland when he fell out of the rowing boat he was fishing in.
And he started to scream at the top of this voice when he seen me coming towards him. He was shouting "Dear Lord, please please help me!"
Then the clouds above him opened up and a voice cried "Why, I thought you did not believe in me"
And the fellow shouted back "I know Lord, but until 2 mins ago I did not believe in the Loch Ness Monster"?
Aw i love nessie she wouldnt hurt him she was trying to help him i bet!
good -in a wry kind of way
haha thats actually quite funny
:)
interesting
Lol..Good one..x
not bad.... good effort!
So is the 'Lord' supposed to be the Loch Ness??? =] If it is then cool joke! =]
Thanks for the laugh!
and now he beleives in god but all the myths and ledgends are true hehehe post it in the joke section.
mmmm, not bad...
ha ha lol
ha ha
nice try, it was really funny...
Funny.
then sponge bob saves him and he lives
OMG. THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY. LIKE SERIOUSLY. =D=D=D LOL. you made my day! thanks for making me laugh... xD you totally rock at jokes! ><
hahahahahahahahs
You know the Loch Ness Monster was proved to be a Hokes not to long ago.
Priceless!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
lol
If yr Nessie from Lock Ness where wuz you when I visited????
not funny
lol nice one
Very good. Choose you over the other any day!
long but funny
Funny! 100!
10/10!!!!!
*starred*!!!!!
funny funny
made me smile : )
heee heee!!!