Bored... Gimme some funny jokes.?!
Question: Funniest one gets 10 points!!!
I especially like 'yo mama' jokes and blonde jokes.
Answers: Funniest one gets 10 points!!!
I especially like 'yo mama' jokes and blonde jokes.
Omg these were in my head the whole week.
Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "To be continued..."
Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "One at a time, please."
Yo mama's so ghetto, i saw her wearing one shoe and i asked her where the oter went and she said "I just found this one!"
Yo mama's so poor, i saw her kicking a box, i asked her wat she was doing and she said Movviiiiinn'...
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Yo mama's so old, i asked her her age and she DIED.
Yo mama's so OLD, she has moses in her yearbook!
Yo mama's so old, she has Jesus's phone number!
Yo mama's....yo...mama???
Lol those are wha my friends told me
What does a pirate charge for a piercing?
A Buccaneer.
yo mamma's so dumb she died of starvation in a supermarket!
Yo mamma's so dumb she tried to put m and m's in alphabetical order
what happened to the nut when it went to the salt factory, it was assulted!
lol - that last ones a bit lame :)
A blonde walked up to a coke machine, put in a dollar, and got out a coke. She then put in another dollar, and got another coke. Again and again, she put in more and more dollars and got out more and more cokes.
As she was doing this, a man came and stood behind her. he tapped her on her shoulder, and said "What on earth are you doing?"
She said angry " Shut up! Cant you see im winning?!"
Whats the most intelligent form of a blonde you'll get?
A golden retrever
How are women like sentences?
Miss a period and that's a mistake.
Yo mama is so fat that wen she go's to KFC she orders the bucket on the roof
yo mama is so fat it takes a full tank of fuel to get round her
why did the squriel scream?
because someone pinched his nuts
Why did the man fall off his bike?
because somone threw a frige at him.
lol
=]
Once some boys got together to play poker one
night, after about 4 hours of playing, Tim had
severe chest pains and suddenly slumped over, one of the gamblers who happened to be a doctor,
examined him, and to everybodies shock, poor Tim
had died of a heart attack.
All his friends didn't know how to break the news to his wife, finally Johnny said: 'I can be
diplomatic about it and break the news gently!'.
Johnny rang the bell at Tim's house, and when his wife answered the door, he calmly said to her: 'Tim just gambled with us and lost 1,000 dollars!'
When Tim's wife heard this she said: 'Tell him to just drop dead!'
Johnny answered: 'That's exactly what he did!'.
A blonde is driving her car one day and goes past a field. As she is driving, she sees another blonde in a dinghy out on the field, rowing. She pulls over and yells to the blonde in the field:
"You know, its blondes like you that give us other blondes a bad reputation. I'd come there and slap you if I knew how to swim!!!"
Yo momma so lonely, her imaginery friend dumped her
Yo momma so fat, that when she ordered a water bed, they put a blanket across lake Michigan.
Why couldn't the blonde call nine eleven?
She couldn't find the eleven button.
I just couldn't stop laughing at this joke that someone wrote on this page:
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Someone threw a fridge at him.
HERES A RIDDLE/JOKE
Is there a hole in your pants? ;-)
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NO?!
than how do you put it on?
lol not so gud.....
yo mamma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car...