Definately the last one joke from me , hope you all like it..is it funny?!
Question: Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.
The pharmacist fainted.
Answers: Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.
The pharmacist fainted.
what a woman!! lol
Hahahahahahah another great one. Camels will never be the same again.
LOL, sooooo funny, thanks!
Ja. Wasnt dat funny, but it made me chuckle.
hahahahaha..classic.
Yes, that is a funny one. Well done.
bahahaha, funny...
I'm still laughing.
A * 4 u.
LMFAO! DAMN THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!
ROFLMAO! That was good! *star* for you.
Hilarious through and through!
where do you come up with stuff like that?
its hilarious ;)
Lol.
hahaha pretty good one, keep up the good jokes!
hahaaha..
this is so hilarious!!!! Lmfao
Funny. Mediocre funny though.
that's cheered me up no ends,nice one.
hehehehe..............thanks for that hehe
One old lady to the other, "Martha, do you still get horney"?
The other old lady "yes I do".
The first old lady, "then, what do you do"?
The other old lady " I just suck a Life saver"
First old lady "Goodie, who then takes you to the beach"?
Pmsl awesome
your on such a roll tonight
thx for brightening my night my friend
ha ha ha that`s ace,,,
lmao
Very funny thanks for sharing.
hahaha, that's funny, made me laugh.
Nice one thanks
LOL...That one is very funny.
Well worth a Star!
psml lol
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe... thank you my friend,I needed some laughs =]
He he he hehehe
ha ha ha brilliant
thanks for the laughs!