Joke:Don't Step on the Ducks!?!


Question: 3 men go to heaven and meet the gate keeper. The gate
keeper saids "There is only one rule here if you step on a
duck, you will be punished and be tied to a smelly, ugly, gross,
rude person for a month, and if you don't step on a duck for 3
weeks, you would be tied to a very pleasant, beautiful person."
So they all agree and are allowed in. 1 week later, one man
steps on a duck and gets tied to an ugly person. 2 weeks
later, another man steps on a duck and gets tied to another
ugly person. 3 weeks later, the third man is rewarded and gets
tied to a gorgeous blonde with a full chest and nice "rump".
He saids "what did I do to deserve this?" and the blonde
replies "I don't know, but I stepped on a duck."


Answers: 3 men go to heaven and meet the gate keeper. The gate
keeper saids "There is only one rule here if you step on a
duck, you will be punished and be tied to a smelly, ugly, gross,
rude person for a month, and if you don't step on a duck for 3
weeks, you would be tied to a very pleasant, beautiful person."
So they all agree and are allowed in. 1 week later, one man
steps on a duck and gets tied to an ugly person. 2 weeks
later, another man steps on a duck and gets tied to another
ugly person. 3 weeks later, the third man is rewarded and gets
tied to a gorgeous blonde with a full chest and nice "rump".
He saids "what did I do to deserve this?" and the blonde
replies "I don't know, but I stepped on a duck."

I've heard something like this before.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
I love it though.
It just keeps getting funnier every time.

lol....great

lol umm..this isn't a question...

ohhh buuuuuuurn!!! lmao

funny, but don't ask answers or jokes that aren't questions otherwise we just comment..... do you have high points?

lol

I don't get it. Though it could just be me.

Very funny...I didn't see that coming!

lol old one! but still good!!

HAHA

hehehehehe.....nice!! :)

hahahaha

hahaahaahahah i get it
that is veryyyy funny!



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