What are good your mom jokes?!


Question: Say "yo mamma" instead of your mom and i have a few...

-yo mama is so ugly she looked at her reflection in the pond and said "whoa!thats one big ugly fish!"

-yo mama is so stupid she called me for my phone number

-yo mama is so poor when i went to her house..2 cokroaches trip me and a rat tried to steal my wallet

-yo mama is so stupid she tried commiting suicide by jumping out the basement window

-yo mama is soo fat when she went swimming in the pacific ocean and farted..she cause hurricane katrina

-yo mama is so fat when god said "let there be light" he told her to get her a$$ outta the way

-yo mamma is soo old i told her to act her own age and she died

-yo mama is soo old she used to baby sit jesus

-yo mama is soo old she owes fred flintstone a pebble

-yo mama is soo poor she stole free bread

-yo mama is soo stupid she got locked in a food mart and starved

-yo mama is soo nasty i pulled her finger and condoms come out

-yo mama is so poor i ringed her bell and yo mama said "ding dong"

-yo mama is so fat even the earth says "we are family! even though you're fatter than me"

-yo mama is soo stupid she passed ymca and said "oh look they spelled macys wrong"

-yo mama is soo poor i saw her yelling at a mail and i said "what are you doing?" and she said "voice mail"

-yo mama is soo fat when she went to the theatre she sat next to everyone


Answers: Say "yo mamma" instead of your mom and i have a few...

-yo mama is so ugly she looked at her reflection in the pond and said "whoa!thats one big ugly fish!"

-yo mama is so stupid she called me for my phone number

-yo mama is so poor when i went to her house..2 cokroaches trip me and a rat tried to steal my wallet

-yo mama is so stupid she tried commiting suicide by jumping out the basement window

-yo mama is soo fat when she went swimming in the pacific ocean and farted..she cause hurricane katrina

-yo mama is so fat when god said "let there be light" he told her to get her a$$ outta the way

-yo mamma is soo old i told her to act her own age and she died

-yo mama is soo old she used to baby sit jesus

-yo mama is soo old she owes fred flintstone a pebble

-yo mama is soo poor she stole free bread

-yo mama is soo stupid she got locked in a food mart and starved

-yo mama is soo nasty i pulled her finger and condoms come out

-yo mama is so poor i ringed her bell and yo mama said "ding dong"

-yo mama is so fat even the earth says "we are family! even though you're fatter than me"

-yo mama is soo stupid she passed ymca and said "oh look they spelled macys wrong"

-yo mama is soo poor i saw her yelling at a mail and i said "what are you doing?" and she said "voice mail"

-yo mama is soo fat when she went to the theatre she sat next to everyone

when you were born you were so ugly the doctor slapped your Mom

type in "yo mamma jokes" on google!

yo mamma wuz soooooo ugly she went to buy a water bed so they put a blanket over the ocean.



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