Mother and daughter at the clinic?!
Question: A mother and her daughter were at the gynaecologist's clinic. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. "She has been having some strange symptoms and am worried about her,", the mother said.
The doctor examined the daughter carefully and then announced, "Madam, I believe your daughter is pregnant."
The mother gasped, "That is nonsense! Why, my little girl has nothing whatsoever to do with men." She turned to the girl. "You don't do you dear?"
"No mumsy," said the girl. "Why,you know I have never so much as kissed a man!" The doctor looked from mother to daughter, and back again. Then silently he stood up and walked to the window, staring out. He continued staring until the mother felt compelled to ask, "Doctor, is there something wrong out there?
"No Madam," said the doctor. It's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the East and I was looking to see if another one was going to show up."
Answers: A mother and her daughter were at the gynaecologist's clinic. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. "She has been having some strange symptoms and am worried about her,", the mother said.
The doctor examined the daughter carefully and then announced, "Madam, I believe your daughter is pregnant."
The mother gasped, "That is nonsense! Why, my little girl has nothing whatsoever to do with men." She turned to the girl. "You don't do you dear?"
"No mumsy," said the girl. "Why,you know I have never so much as kissed a man!" The doctor looked from mother to daughter, and back again. Then silently he stood up and walked to the window, staring out. He continued staring until the mother felt compelled to ask, "Doctor, is there something wrong out there?
"No Madam," said the doctor. It's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the East and I was looking to see if another one was going to show up."
have a star.....
wow
i know i sound retarded but im so sorry but i dont get it.... can u you plz explain??
what like the virgin mary or whatever? if not, i really dont get it.
srry not really that funny!
wow,
awesome one!
star for you>!
LOL
Funny! 100!
damn right!
if i was her daughter i'd say
"no mumsy-I've never even seen a man. ....hmmmm What's a man mumsy?"
haha excellent 10/10
very good
Ok,a good one...........