A man in a bar?!
Question: looks up quickly as he sees something flying through the air, he sticks his hand up and catches what appears to be a glass eye. He looks at it when a women comes up and says 'oh thank you so much, I thought I had lost that'', so the man gives her it back and she pops it back in.
''Is there anything I can do for you? would you like a drink or two''
''Sure'' the man says. So he has a couple of drinks with the women. She then asks ''would you like anything else? Maybe we could fool around''. The man thinks what the hell, and so they go outside into the carpark and they have sex. As they walk back into the bar the man asks the women,''Do you do this with many men?''
she replies....''No. Only those that catch my eye''
Answers: looks up quickly as he sees something flying through the air, he sticks his hand up and catches what appears to be a glass eye. He looks at it when a women comes up and says 'oh thank you so much, I thought I had lost that'', so the man gives her it back and she pops it back in.
''Is there anything I can do for you? would you like a drink or two''
''Sure'' the man says. So he has a couple of drinks with the women. She then asks ''would you like anything else? Maybe we could fool around''. The man thinks what the hell, and so they go outside into the carpark and they have sex. As they walk back into the bar the man asks the women,''Do you do this with many men?''
she replies....''No. Only those that catch my eye''
thats old. here this one
A man went to a bar by himself. After chugging 2 beers. A pretty woman sits beside him. They started the talking. they talked about each others lives. well the lady asked him if he wanted to come over. the man said yes. As soon as they walk in, they had sex. afterwords the lady madea confession and told him that she had one eye. She pops it out. the man was interestedand asked her if he can stick his penis in there. she said sure. So after all that. the guy said I hope I get to see you again. the lady said, I will keep my eye out.
haha
haha
I thought it was a riddle at first...
And then...
I lol'd
hahahaha
Ha, b****y, ha!
Haha
That is a gronaer if ever I heard one.....
thats kinda cute
That`s ace have a star,,,
I know one that is worse than that - much worse - so stop reading now if you are easily offended:
A sailor, who has been at sea for over three months, is seeking female company in the red light area of the docks... he has seen and done many things with many women all over the world and seeks something a bit unusual... He comes across one woman who says to him that she can give him a sexual favour that he will never have received before and in return all she wants is ￡200. The sailor thinks this is a bit steep but she assures him it is an experience he will never forget. He goes back to her place and she takes out her glass eye and offers the gaping empty socket hole for him to do the deed in. Utterly repulsed but equally fascinated he does the deed. It is amazing, the most incredible encounter with a woman he has ever had and afterwards he asks if he can see her again the next time he is in port. 'No problem' she says 'I'll keep me eye out for you!'.
wow!...that was so cute...
HAHAHA!
Funny.........
Big smile****
Nearly choked on me brew!!!!!!!!!!! Well done that man heard it years ago, didn't expect it. have a star.
funny!