Oldie but funny?!
Question: There was a cucumber, a pickle and a penis. The cucumber says you know what, when i get hard people chop me up and eat me. then the pickle says you think thats bad-when i get hard they stick me in a jar that smells of vinegar. The penis says, you two get off lightly. when i get hard they put a bag over my head and put me in a dark hole, bash my head against a wall untill i'm sick all over myself. It's that bad when i finally get out i faint!
Answers: There was a cucumber, a pickle and a penis. The cucumber says you know what, when i get hard people chop me up and eat me. then the pickle says you think thats bad-when i get hard they stick me in a jar that smells of vinegar. The penis says, you two get off lightly. when i get hard they put a bag over my head and put me in a dark hole, bash my head against a wall untill i'm sick all over myself. It's that bad when i finally get out i faint!
haha that is funny lol!!!
So good, i have not heard this one before, lol:)
i bet you'd prefer the cucumber eh
that one is cute. thanks for the laugh.. :)
fun-ny
good
have you hear the one about you ,me and the cucumber !
Sure is an oldie,,,but good ha ha ha ,,,,,
good one
That really is a behind the bike shed joke! Lame!!
Funny...lmao!
Did he vomit....
funney
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