Got any funny, short jokes?!
Question: Q. why did the girl stare at the orange juice box?
A. it said "concentrate"
Answers: Q. why did the girl stare at the orange juice box?
A. it said "concentrate"
Q. How do u drown a blonde?
A. Put a scratch and sniff sticker in the bottom of the pool.
i'm a iron worker and when i first started this guy was telling me we had to lay out our steel at 6 inches.
i wanted to make sure i'd heard him right, so i ask " 6 inches?"
he says yeah, just lay your penis out 3 times and it comes to 6 inches!
whoa! i'd got burned!
what a jerk that dude is!
3 guys walk into a bar...
the 4th one ducks =D