How much wood should a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?!


Question: okay, seriously, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. 10 points to the best answer, promise.


Answers: okay, seriously, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. 10 points to the best answer, promise.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.

Some say it depends on three factors:
-The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.
-The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.
-The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.

All of it.

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he would chuck all the wood that a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood!!!

a lot of wood dude

More than you could ever imagine.






Ever.

5 pieces then his arm might get tired and drop off....

A pile.

a whole chuckload! ;)

20 lbs, or until the the woodchuck faints from exhaustion.

anywhere's froma tree to 100 trees

all the wood in the world!

This question has been asked so many times.

Next time, search for questions! That way you won't spam!

i would up chuck before i chucked anything a woodchuck chucked

a cord a day

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

About two 20 foot trees worth I bet.

a wood chuck would chuck all the wood a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

Sorry man, that question is no longer funny or original. I have seen it on here 5,000 times....

well it depends on how physically fit he is and also how big/heavy the wood is but im betting he would be able to chuck a few bits of wood

id say about 4 cords a day, but I don't think he could keep that pace up for that long. He might need a sharpening after 3 weeks

A wood chuck would chuck as much as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood!!!!

Until they're full

Actually the tongue twister goes like this "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood". You put should and could instead of "would". Anyways, I guess a woodchuck would chuck about a pound maybe off of a single tree. I don't know how big a woodchuck is, but that sounds about right. Either way, I would just say......Chuck it.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, than it would chuck an amount of wood that is proportionate to the amount of wood a woodchuck would have to chuck and the size of the woodchuck in question. For example, if you had a 5 pound woodchuck, and that woodchuck needs to chuck 10 units of wood to survive one day; than you could say that for every pound of woodchuck there is, it would need to chuck 2 units of wood.

Here is a formula...
p= The number of pounds the woodchuck in question weighs.
w= 1 "unit" of wood.
x= How much wood the woodchuck would chuck.

x=2w*p

Done.

well, i think if the woodchucks name was chuck the that woodchuck wuld chuck alot of wood cuz of course wood chucks like chcuking wood thats why its called wood chuck so yeah he wuld probably chuck all of it.


but, of course, thats just MY opinion.....

Who gives a f*ck. This question has had it's day on Y!A and is really boring now. Don't bother wasting your 5 points asking it

none!who wan to chuck wood?not me :)

IDK!!

if he was smart,he wouldn't chuck much,cause he would be doing harm to nature! and would be killing cute innocent animals.

About 2 trees a day with help.



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