How to give more then 100%?!
Question: Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 %?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100 %. How about achieving 103 %? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100 %?
If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H ! T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
And look how far this will take you ...
A $ $ K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
Think about it ... and have a nice day at work.
Answers: Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 %?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100 %. How about achieving 103 %? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100 %?
If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H ! T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
And look how far this will take you ...
A $ $ K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
Think about it ... and have a nice day at work.
hahahaha thats funny! i like thatt!
lol whoever made this up is hilarious.
hummm....
something to think about
=)
That's interesting..but u have way too much time on ur hands. You must be giving 103% or 118% at work.
Ohh MY GOD THIS WAS AWESOME I LOVED YOUR GREAT KEEP POSTING YOU ROCK
That's hilarious.
I'm definitely going to bring this up with someone.
Did you come up with this?
im more of a bull sh!ter
absolutely, if you add homosexual and **********, then you've got some 100 plus percentage too.
Star for you! That is pretty kool and mostly accurate!
lol thats brilliant!!! That is so weird and strange...wow! Best joke thing scince the muffin joke!
hahhahah that is classic. i love it. im going to try 150% egad
lol veeeery funny. if you made this up then i congradulate you my friend, and if not i still congradulate you for posting this and lightening up my day... er i mean night
ahha lol good one!!!