Why can't I ever remember jokes?!
Question: Seriously...I must have heard thousands over my lifetime but the only one I ever remember is:
A naked lady goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The barman looks her up and down and doesn't say anything.
So she orders it again, but louder.
He still looks her up and down and STILL doesn't say anything.
Finally, exasperated, she says: "What? You've never seen a naked lady before?"
And he answers: "Sure, I was just wondering where you keep your money."
That's it...my whole repetoire...I'll never make it in stand-up comedy.
Answers: Seriously...I must have heard thousands over my lifetime but the only one I ever remember is:
A naked lady goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The barman looks her up and down and doesn't say anything.
So she orders it again, but louder.
He still looks her up and down and STILL doesn't say anything.
Finally, exasperated, she says: "What? You've never seen a naked lady before?"
And he answers: "Sure, I was just wondering where you keep your money."
That's it...my whole repetoire...I'll never make it in stand-up comedy.
I am sure that it's not a sign of stupidity, I can never remember jokes either.
I have a friend who always asks me if I have heard any new ones, and can never come up with any even though I usually have heard or read at least one good joke since I saw him last.
I usually tell a funny thing that I witnessed or that happened to me. Since I work on a university campus, funny things happen often. That is what the most popular stand up guys do anyway.
Good one.
lol