21 Slogans To Help Promote Safe Sex funny or true?!
Question: 1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don’t be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don’t be a loner, cover your b*ner
6. You can’t go wrong when you shield your dong
7. If you’re not going to sack it, go home & whack it
8. If you think she’s spunky cover your money
9. If you slip between her things, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you’re going into heat, package your meat
13. When you’re undressing your venus dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants & blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, Never deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in oil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. NO GLOVE NO LOVE!
Answers: 1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don’t be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don’t be a loner, cover your b*ner
6. You can’t go wrong when you shield your dong
7. If you’re not going to sack it, go home & whack it
8. If you think she’s spunky cover your money
9. If you slip between her things, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you’re going into heat, package your meat
13. When you’re undressing your venus dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants & blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, Never deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in oil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. NO GLOVE NO LOVE!
Hi Chris,
Hehehehehe.. I was laughing all down the list...She won't get sick if you wrap your Dick.It will be sweeter if you wrap your Peter.. These are just a few I laughed harder at.. Great job and a great big Star.. These are a Keeper My Friend..
Lol
A Friend,
poppy1
funny, definitely--but true
funny
awesome!! i'm so goin to share it wit my friends . . .
thanx!!
funny and true!
Funny and true.
Don't be a pr**k, wrap your d**k.
very funny!
funny but true O'_'O
hahahahaha funny and true
funny and true
so...which one do you use?
Ha ha don't know what to say.....
Don't be silly! Wrap your willy!!!!
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one so 10/10.!!!
Cheers mate, still smiling.!!
funny and oh so true!
starred! *
Or this one:
http://englishranter.blogspot.com/2006/1...
Hahahaha!