Hahahahahah good one!!!?!
Question: A woman has an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home. She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already. The little Boy says: "Dark in here." The Man says: "Yes, it is."Boy: "I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?"Man: "No, thanks."Boy: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"Man: "OK, how much?"Boy: "250 pounds"
A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again. Boy: "Dark in here".Man: "Yes, it is."Boy: "I have soccer boots."The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"The Boy says:"750 pounds."The Man says: "Fine, I will buy them."
A few days later, the Father says to the boy: "Grab your ball and boots, let's go outside and have a game." The Boy says:
Answers: A woman has an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home. She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already. The little Boy says: "Dark in here." The Man says: "Yes, it is."Boy: "I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?"Man: "No, thanks."Boy: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"Man: "OK, how much?"Boy: "250 pounds"
A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again. Boy: "Dark in here".Man: "Yes, it is."Boy: "I have soccer boots."The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"The Boy says:"750 pounds."The Man says: "Fine, I will buy them."
A few days later, the Father says to the boy: "Grab your ball and boots, let's go outside and have a game." The Boy says:
OMG... good one.
extra stars for U!
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ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
omg!!!
rofl!
tht was sooo hilarious!!!!!!!
a star!
omg! that is hilarious!
hilarious
good 1 well done.....
good start to my friday was that!
hahahahaaha
lmfao
this is hilarious!!
hahahahahaha star
lol
Excellent!!!
ha ha ha ha ha
You made my day!!!
LOL!
starred *
lmfao!
Rofl!
Lol!
Damn hilarious!
I can't stop loughing!
:D
whahahaha!! lol thats funny!
BEAUTY!!
good skills
ha ha ha
foxhound solid
It's a variation of a very old gag - but I still laughed like a drain! 10/10 - and thanks - and for the first time EVER (not that it'll do you much good!) - a star ! ! !
Oh my God! It was the priest!
HILARIOUS!
excellent made me laugh for ages
Haha that's funny!
Ace ha ha ha ,,,,