Do you think you would like this wee joke? ha ha ha?!
Question: A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home,when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he sees a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Rats, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
Answers: A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home,when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he sees a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Rats, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
I'm blond and I'm still laughing .Funny--Funny !
I like it, fo' sho.
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Funny! 100!
no, cause its to long
so thats where all of those alligators got to........ i was wondering about them!! lol
Shadow
lol v good
lol great joke!
i laughed even tho i've heard it
only good jokes can do that
its good funny i love blonde jokes!
lol that is a cute one good job
lol dumb blondes..
that joke's so old
lol
ive heard better blonde jokes, this ones ok.
haha I love it!
SUZIE ROXX
heard it b4
hahahahahhahahahaha
that is halarious
Heard it but funny.
So, they are just dumb animals. Why should he put his shoes on just for her........Oh, wait a bit I get it. They ALL must have had a chat if they were all shoeless ! ! I knew I'd get there in the end.
funny [:>]
Can't wait to tell this one at the salon tomorrow.
The blonde from Florida (who loves to hunt) will enjoy this one!!
Thanks!!
hahahahahah
Funny But old.
hahahahaha
.star 4 U...!!
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Boing boing! Funny!