Little Johnny's back?!


Question: A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting
on a fence and you shoot one of them,
how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4,
but I like your thinking."

Then Little Johnny says,

"I have a question for YOU.There are three women sitting
on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking
the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.

The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies,
"Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top
and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the
wedding ring on...

.....but I like your thinking."


Answers: A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting
on a fence and you shoot one of them,
how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4,
but I like your thinking."

Then Little Johnny says,

"I have a question for YOU.There are three women sitting
on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking
the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.

The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies,
"Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top
and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the
wedding ring on...

.....but I like your thinking."

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was my favourite 'little Johnny' at his outrageous best... LMAO!!!

lmao

Naughty Boy!!!! lol

Ha Ha ha ha ha ha!

Good joke, have a star

Good one ha ha ha ,,,,

Funny! 100!

lol thats funny!!!

Nice one! Star for you.

Thanks for the laugh. Like those Little Johnny jokes. Here's one for you:
Little Johnny asks his mother, "Mom, where do babies come from?"
She thinks for a long minute then says, "The stork brings them."
Johnny says, "Well, who f*cks the stork?"
Have a star and a great day.

haha!!

haha that was funny! take a star!

little j, is in third grade sex ed.class and the teacher,standing in front of medically correct pictures,talking about a man's penis,states that a man"s penis has two purposes,pro-creation and urination.little j is waving his hand at the teacher,when the teacher ask's johnny what ..........johnie reply's, no teacher it has three purposes!!! what's the third purpose he ask johnnie, my mother brush's her teeth with my dad's every morning,,,,johnnie says

Naughty johnny : )

I love these little Johnny jokes

There should be a website devoted to them, I tried the .com and it seems to be a porn site, the .co.uk site is up for sale but unforunately they want a minimum of 60 euros, God knows what they really want..


Who remembers Johnny Castaway ?

haha not bad at all

lol!
Brilliant!

me thinks johnny is far to advanced Xx

gross joke, cute avatar

w/e have a star!

lol... very funny

.star 4 U...!!
☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆
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hahaha, that is funny, 10/10

thats mint?

Great one! Have a star. =]



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