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Question: One year a man asked his wife what she wanted for her
B-day. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, looking in the mirror. On the day of her B-day, he arose early, made her a big bowl of cereal and then took her to a theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster. 5 hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to the movies for popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well dear, what was it like being six again??' Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dumb @$$!'
Answers: One year a man asked his wife what she wanted for her
B-day. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, looking in the mirror. On the day of her B-day, he arose early, made her a big bowl of cereal and then took her to a theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster. 5 hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to the movies for popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well dear, what was it like being six again??' Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dumb @$$!'
LOL! Didn't see that coming. Good joke, i like all your other ones as well.
HAHAHA!!!!!!
Wish I were 30 now!!!
lol thats a good one!!
HAHA!! thats pretty funny!
she must be fat nice one i'll give a star.......................................
HAHAHA!! THT WAS HILARIOUS!!
That was sweet of him, but her response made it really funny.
lol u get a star
lol haha ...
As jokes go it is OK! However, I thought the hubby was kinda cute!!!
hahaha thats funni!!! =]
I gave it a star!! *
LOL
omg tht was SO FUNNY! just like a man to think tht way..lol oh man tht was great..
boy did she ever get fooled.