Any good jokes? best gets 10 points?!
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A blonde is sitting next to a lawyer on a flight from L.A to New York. The lawyer persistently asks the blonde if she wants to play a game to pass the time and after a while she gives in. He says, "I'll ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5." Then he goes on to say, "Then you ask me a question and if I don't know it, I pay you $50." He obviously thought he'd win....by a lot. So he asks his question. "How far is the moon from Earth?" The blonde pays him $5. "Alright, your turn." he says. She asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?" He doesn't know the answer, so he calls and emails his friends to see if the know, but they don't. Frustrated, the lawyer turns to the blonde, who fell asleep. He wakes her up, pays her $50, and asks, "What's the answer?" She slips out a five dollar bill and passes it to him and goes back to sleep.